It has been 80 days -- 11 weeks and 3 days -- since the last comic. It has been 39 days -- 5 weeks and 4 days -- since you said that we should expect a comment soon.
I think you are awesome. You took on the task that no other webcomic artist would: Weeding out the terrible puns of the world, and dragging them back into hilarity (or, as I sometimes say, hilariousness), no matter how embarrassing or dumb it feels. I respect you, Sir Octopuns. Please come back with a comic for us fans.
Moar octopuns... please... pretty please... with a cherry on top? We'll be good... just don't pun-ish us... ok, that was just awful, but there will be even awfuler puns if you don't update soon...
WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!!????? A MONTH AWAY???????????? IT'S BEEN LIIKE WHAT...ALMOST 6 MONTHS NOW!!!!! SERIOUSLY I'M WAITING FOR YOUR COMICS HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!
It has been 281 days since... And though I normally would not post an angry comment, the blog says it will update "as soon as I get enough angry comments" so...
Oh man i had a dream i met you last night guy who makes Octopuns and i was like “hey man why don’t you make Octopuns anymore” and you were like “bro iv just been too busy with work and my 11 month old baby” and then i was like “ah fair enough” and then you were like “if you babysit for me though i’ll have time to do more” so then i went to go over to your apartment to babysit but on the way i got distracted and then had sex with my 5th grade French teacher then fell down some stairs then woke up
Days since last contact - 442 The year has been hard on us all. The Octopun Winter seems to have no end. I pray for the return of our lord Octopun, but I fear he has deserted us. If you're out there lord Octopun, know that we are still here, we are still waiting.
We all miss you! :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
All the unnecessary touching just makes it more awesome!
ReplyDeleteyeah! more octopuns
ReplyDeleteIf it exists, there's pr0n of it. No exceptions.
ReplyDeleteFoundation is the relationship of a good communication.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YEAH I love it when checking back here compulsively finally pays off.
ReplyDeletePunny as usual.
ReplyDeletehahaha yay been waiting ages
ReplyDeleteWhy does the octopus grow a third arm in the second box?
ReplyDeleteCos it can! Third and more in any box.
DeleteDUDE
DeleteHe borrowed it from the octopus in the third frame.
He's missing one on the third ;-)
DeleteI was worried you had left me..I don't think I could handle that again.
ReplyDeleteYou're back! Yay
ReplyDelete<3 oh I love it so when I pop back in to find you've updated. yayyyyyyyyy puns r da best.
ReplyDeleteTwo weeks now...He is fading away...
ReplyDeleteCome Back Please, So many people want you here! :D
Mr Octopuns, when can we expect octopuns Merch? Like T-shirts and bottled ocotopi tears?
ReplyDeleteBest regards
The internet
I would buy the tears and wear them around my neck.
DeleteHehehe >:)
ReplyDeletehaha!!!! my favourite comic yet!
ReplyDeleteWhere are you? :'(
ReplyDeleteFive weeks now...He is gone...
ReplyDeleteNo I'm not! Expect a comic sooooon.
ReplyDeleteWe're never going to believe you when you say you're back
DeleteI believe the number of o's in soon is the same as the amount of months we have to wait?
DeleteBut, seriously, I need my fix so BADLY!
Why have you forsaken us?? D;
DeleteWhat!? You don't think we'll wait? OH! We'll WAIT!?
DeleteIt seems that "soon" is relative...
DeleteTwo months later:
Delete"Verrry soooon"
This isn't soon.... :(
Delete5 July, nothing... I love you!
Deleteits been well over 6 months now, i am curious as to what your defenition of ''soon'' is
Delete28th July (and another year!), nothing... We still love you thou <3
DeleteSoon please... We are still waiting... Please come back... :'(
DeleteSoon...
DeleteCome back please...
We are still waiting...
:'(
We're. Still. Waiting.
DeleteHope everything is okay though!
BUT WHERE ARE THE TEARS?
ReplyDeleteMr. Octopuns Man/Woman,
ReplyDeleteYou are the greatest thing on the earth. Never stop making comics.
I love you very much.
soon... :D
ReplyDeleteSooon, youre like every modern company. Not that youre a company... but i need laughs darnit!
ReplyDeleteCome baaaaaAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.18 days is not 'sooooon' :'(
ReplyDelete(no pressure though, take your time. I respect your process<3333333)
you said soon on may second. its not that hard to make a new one! you just dissapoint
ReplyDeleteStop teasing...
ReplyDeleteOh my god.
ReplyDeleteThis is what I do after all my fights.
I came for the comics and stayed for the comments. These here are the most best comments on the whole internet.
ReplyDeletei think he's gone.....
ReplyDeleteSoon has come... and gone. RIP my hopes and dreams
ReplyDeletei heard he died in a terrible car accident. we should take car e, and dont look for the pictures of the accident. They will s car you for life
ReplyDeleteHe abandoned us again...
ReplyDeleteCome baaaaaaaaack :'(
ReplyDeleteNine weeks now...Past the point of no return...
ReplyDeleteIt has been 80 days -- 11 weeks and 3 days -- since the last comic.
ReplyDeleteIt has been 39 days -- 5 weeks and 4 days -- since you said that we should expect a comment soon.
I think you are awesome. You took on the task that no other webcomic artist would: Weeding out the terrible puns of the world, and dragging them back into hilarity (or, as I sometimes say, hilariousness), no matter how embarrassing or dumb it feels. I respect you, Sir Octopuns. Please come back with a comic for us fans.
Amen
DeleteMoar octopuns... please... pretty please... with a cherry on top? We'll be good... just don't pun-ish us... ok, that was just awful, but there will be even awfuler puns if you don't update soon...
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeletewell that was a lie
ReplyDeleteI still check this site everyday. You jerk!
ReplyDeleteNo hope
ReplyDeleteyou get us to expect a comic and what do we get in return? unfulfilment!
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't know what your definition of "soon" is, but more than six weeks is not usually considered "soon." Or is "sooooon" different from "soon"?
ReplyDeletelife is hard without octopun puns
ReplyDelete:' sad life
DeleteSooooon is very different from soon.
ReplyDeleteThe good news is that I bought a pencil the other day! So, a new comic should only be about a month away!
ReplyDeleteHurray!
DeleteOh, nice!
DeleteI can't wait.
DeleteThis is the best thing I've read all year.
DeleteWe love you, Mr. Octopuns.
I will take over
Deleteits September
Deleteyo bro we dyin ou hea
DeleteOMG RIP in peace Octopuns :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
DeleteA new octopun should have arrived by Oct., but it's ober now
your months must be different than mine.............. :'( :'( ..... nahhh i'm not actually crying. do really miss you though.
Deleteeh, may I ask for an update? it has been more than four months now...
DeleteI guess Octos have different definition of a month :(
Deleteyeah...
DeleteWHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!!????? A MONTH AWAY???????????? IT'S BEEN LIIKE WHAT...ALMOST 6 MONTHS NOW!!!!! SERIOUSLY I'M WAITING FOR YOUR COMICS HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteGive or take a couple months. It just doesn't feel like a new year without new Octopuns.
Delete>month
DeleteDude its been 6 times longer than you estimated!!
DeleteOr not!
DeleteCurrent mental state: Deprived of Octopuns
DeleteIt's been more than a month. You lied.
DeleteThat comment was 8 months and 5 days ago. Come back to us!
DeleteOr not!
DeleteIt has been 281 days since...
DeleteAnd though I normally would not post an angry comment, the blog says it will update "as soon as I get enough angry comments" so...
Hurry up!
D:<
I'm still kind of waiting....
Delete:(...
DeleteGlad to hear it! Man, that pencil ought to be really sharp by now!
DeleteIts been 11 where is it :(
DeleteOne year later...
DeleteA month, he said.
DeleteJust a month!
DeleteWhen you said, "about a month" did you mean, "about a year"?
DeleteC'mon, over a year.... give us a comic, please?
DeleteEhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Delete...come on, man
DeleteYour new comic prediction has a rhyme; however, the lack of loyalty towards it should be considered a crime.
DeleteWoho! I think you forgot to upload it though :)
DeleteAnd the bad news is?
DeleteDude.. I trusted you..
DeleteStill hope that you update sometime :'(
A month away. Sure.
DeleteA month and X years away. Also, I just realized you could reply as your AIM account. Coolios.
DeleteA month and X years away. Also; apparently you can reply using your AIM account.
DeleteThere is more hope then I could have dreamed in even the most dastardly of dreams!
ReplyDeleteIT SPEAKS!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll buy you a stapler if you hurry up!
ReplyDeleteOctopuns, you've been messing with us about frequent comics the whole time haven't you?
ReplyDeletebetter be T-T
ReplyDeleteabout a month later...
ReplyDeleteNeeeeed MOOOOAAAR Octopuns
ReplyDeleteIt's been a month.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if people started swearing at you again, you'll get your shit together.
ReplyDeleteI'm pissed you haven't uploaded a comic yet. So disappoint...
Oh man i had a dream i met you last night guy who makes Octopuns and i was like “hey man why don’t you make Octopuns anymore” and you were like “bro iv just been too busy with work and my 11 month old baby” and then i was like “ah fair enough” and then you were like “if you babysit for me though i’ll have time to do more” so then i went to go over to your apartment to babysit but on the way i got distracted and then had sex with my 5th grade French teacher then fell down some stairs then woke up
ReplyDeleteIts October. Time for another Octopuns?
ReplyDeleteYou stopped? I mss you
ReplyDeleteHe said, in July.
ReplyDeleteyou suck, come back for ffs!
ReplyDeleteDude, I love your comics, I saw all of them today please come back :c I love u, it's my favorite vowel huehuehue
ReplyDeleteDude, I love your comics, I saw all of them today please come back :c I love u, it's my favorite vowel huehuehue
ReplyDeletemore like three months away?
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Octopuns!
ReplyDeleteWe are not inanimate objects to draw tears on our feces! People demand octopuns.
I still believe in Octopuns.
ReplyDeleteYou must live on another planet where a month there is almost a whole Earth year.
ReplyDeletei miss you :(
ReplyDeleteI guess it's really over :(
ReplyDeleteHes gone forever ;(
ReplyDeleteAre you still alive, I just discovered your blog, it is godlike.
ReplyDeleteIt's such a looooooong month already....
ReplyDeleteI am genuinely concerned about your safety and well-being.
ReplyDeleteI miss you dude... :(
ReplyDeleteGOD DAMN IT!!! POST ANOTHER FUCKING COMIC ALREADY!!!!! SHIT IN MY LIFE IS GOING DOWN AND I NEED A FUCKING BREAK!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletecome on, new comics, pleeeeeaaase good sir :)
ReplyDeletecome on, new comics, pleeeease sir :)
ReplyDeleteI just looked at all of these.... you should make more! Forget school well pay you to make these things :)
ReplyDeleteAnything coming out for Christmas?
ReplyDeleteI will wait forever if need be.
ReplyDeleteIf there is no new comic at march 22, 2015, I will find you, and make you draw me a comic.
ReplyDeleteNew year,new pun(s)?
ReplyDeleteIts over...9 months...
ReplyDeletePuns... Im starving for puns...
ReplyDeletei will pay
ReplyDeleteI haven't forgotten about you Octopuns <3
ReplyDeletenooooo reached the end of the line! from the 1st to this one and no update since March....
ReplyDeletestill waiting for it...
ReplyDeleteIt's been a while....
ReplyDeletea month...
ReplyDeleteA month away™
ReplyDeleteTomorrow is the six-month anniversary of "a month away". Never forget.
ReplyDeleteIts almost a year now
ReplyDeletea month :P
ReplyDeleteDiscovered Octopuns yesterday, just finished going through all of them.
ReplyDeleteMy god man... you're a legend.
soon....
ReplyDeleteLiar, liar. Pants on fire!
ReplyDeleteoctopuns where are you
ReplyDeleteA year later
ReplyDeleteIt's official, he's dead :(
ReplyDeleteRIP Octopuns
ReplyDeleteso. when is the next comic coming?
ReplyDeleteIT'S BEEN A OVER A YEAR PLEASE MAKE MORE I'M DYING
ReplyDeleteThese are so great. Are you done making these comics?? Its been over a year since your last comic.
ReplyDeleteCome back!!
ReplyDeleteso.... no more Octopuns?
ReplyDeleteOctopuns, one month
ReplyDeletedoes not mean indefinite
period of time.
-wasp604
He died. Rip.
ReplyDeleteit's the year 2015 and still no new comic :(
ReplyDeleteCome back :(
ReplyDeleteOctopuns? Hello? Miss u.
ReplyDeleteBut... This is the longest he's ever been gone... Ever.
ReplyDeleteI went through every comic for the first time, checked the dates, this has been the longest hiatus. He's actually gone.
RIP in peace, Octopuns
It's been well over a year, come on man
ReplyDeleteOr a year!
ReplyDeleteStill waiting :(
ReplyDeleteyou lied to me
ReplyDeleteOne year later
ReplyDeleteIt is now a year and a month...
ReplyDeleter u ded?
ReplyDeleteDid you died?
ReplyDeleteOnly a month? How about only a year? Oh, wait... Two years?
ReplyDelete...Please?
Life has become bleak, no hope in sight. We've been forsaken :'(
ReplyDeleteThis site makes me so sad. You should come back to us.
ReplyDeleteDays since last contact - 442
ReplyDeleteThe year has been hard on us all. The Octopun Winter seems to have no end. I pray for the return of our lord Octopun, but I fear he has deserted us. If you're out there lord Octopun, know that we are still here, we are still waiting.
Rip
ReplyDeleteIt's like a year later where are you
ReplyDelete:(( I miss this comic, I just started binge reading it and it was over so fast. Please update it?
ReplyDelete*One Eternity Later...*
ReplyDeleteI miss you, Octopuns :(
ReplyDeleteI miss me too.
DeleteIts been like 2 years, hope you come back man
DeleteIt lives!
ReplyDeleteplease make one:( everyone misses you:(
ReplyDeleteWe all miss you! :'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(
ReplyDeleteI miss you dad
ReplyDeleteI need mooooooooooooore. Please come back ;(
ReplyDeleteIt's been nearly two years now, yet we're still waiting.
ReplyDeleteWhere are you now that we need you?
ReplyDeleteWhere are you now that we need you?
ReplyDeleteYOUR PUN GAME IS SO STRONG
ReplyDeletewe still remember you. We still miss you.
ReplyDeleteWould love to see new octopuns comics, but more importantly I hope you're okay.
angry comment
ReplyDeleteWHAT? YOUR OCTOPUNS IS EVOLVING!
ReplyDeleteCONGRATULATIONS! YOUR OCTOPUNS EVOLVED INTO MAY 2016!
2 years, and almost 3 months. Congratulations, this is a record!
ReplyDeleteNow quickly, post a new one and never try to break your record again?