Tuesday, November 15, 2011

#81 - Cinema



Part of the reason I've put off updating so long is because I couldn't think of any puns that weren't completely crap. I was intending to return with an excellent comic that was totally worth the two month wait. Then I realised that that's not what Octopuns is about. Octopuns is about shit comics and it just wouldn't feel right to post a quality update, especially on such a momentous occasion (i.e, me finally updating).

So, I'm posting this instead. It probably doesn't make sense and everything is drawn more horribly than usual. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. I will be back with another completely shit update by the end of the week.

EDIT: ewww, it's almost as if I made a conscious decision to only use ugly colours in this comic. MAYBE I DID.
EDIT: that thing doesn't even look sad. It looks like a concerned cat with conjunctivitis. MAYBE IT'S MEANT TO BE
EDIT: it's not
FINAL EDIT: I regret everything. I'm going to sleep. Someone convince blogger to remove Octopuns from the internet.
BONUS EDIT: if you were true fans you would have let Octopuns die with dignity. I BET YOU ARE GLAD I'VE UPDATED NOW, AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU? HUH? HUH?
Posted by Octopuns at 10:59 PM

51 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 15, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    swap spots :D lol

    Yes, I am glad, I missed those tears. Poor kitty.
    Also, It's good to see you back.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 15, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    WELCOME BACK! :D

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  3. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    YOU MISSED A SPOT.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 12:08 AM

    YOU DID IT!

    He's back! =D

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  5. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    You know, at first I couldn't bear the wait.

    But now I feel cheetah'd.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    God I missed heckling you.

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  7. DriesNovember 16, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    I still love you.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    Shhhhhhhhhh

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  9. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 1:47 AM

    Woo an update!

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  10. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    WOOHOO FIRST! AND WE WILL NEVER LET OCTOPUNS DIE.

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  11. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 3:24 AM

    Pure happiness

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  12. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 4:04 AM

    :DDDDDD

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  13. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    yip, looking forward to the end of the week :)

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  14. PlottwistNovember 16, 2011 at 5:09 AM

    Poor Gary..

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  15. Aquaman!November 16, 2011 at 6:21 AM

    If it makes you feel any better, the best part about this horrible website is how bad you (the author) feel about it. Puns and self-loathing are two of my very favorite things!

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  16. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 6:35 AM

    you, sir, are my hero.

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  17. GregorNovember 16, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    I hope this isn't the end of Octopuns. I enjoy your comics, they have a certain charm to them.

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  18. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    hahaha, I had a work collegue who loved this site and I used to send these everytime you updated. He left yesterday, so he just missed this comic :D

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  19. SalNovember 16, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    I'm so happy right now.

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  20. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    woo update!

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  21. Volunteer NerdfighterNovember 16, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    Gary should have been a spotty shrimp, since he was too shellfish to swap spots. See, you're not the only one who can't come up with clever puns.
    We missed you. =)

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  22. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    Im so glad you updated

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  23. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    No, Gary, No!
    Nooooo Gary!

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  24. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    yay! Checking back daily has paid off! Now make more for us. We command you.

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  25. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    Is there actually a pun in this comic?

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  26. OctopunsNovember 16, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    I was actually worried that it was too obvious. :|

    So, yes. The answer is yes. There is. But it's not completely obvious (and is not worth thinking about, anyway).

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  27. rom_maniacNovember 16, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    This was before Gary was an alcoholic who was mean to ghosts.

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  28. AnonymousNovember 16, 2011 at 10:47 PM

    YES MY LOINS ARE BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT

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  29. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    This is what the internet was invented for.
    Also, I never comment on things. But I have for this. Twice.
    I have no idea what that means.
    Glad you survived your exams and the death threats.

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  30. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    OCTOPUNS IS BACK!!!!

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  31. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    YAY OCTOPUNS!!!

    seriously. i found this blog. read them all in two hours(ish.)

    waited for more.
    and waited.
    and waited.
    AND NOW IM DONE WAITING YAY

    puns are my favorite thing.
    in the whole world.
    you make me happy.
    marry me?

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  32. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    I think I get it... but I'm not too sure. Can someone explain?

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  33. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    octopuns should have a facebook page already

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  34. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    nice pun! good drawing!

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  35. AnonymousNovember 18, 2011 at 3:43 AM

    I'm convinced everyone in this universe is named Gary.

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  36. AnonymousNovember 18, 2011 at 5:43 AM

    My boyfriend posted this update as his status and texted me and multiple other people about it.

    Should I be worried that he is the Anonymous above asking you to marry him?

    Probably.

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  37. Szayel Aporro GranzNovember 18, 2011 at 6:10 AM

    Very glad.
    Thanks. :)

    It's a brilliant comic, but you're still a pretty bad drawer. You should hand yourself in rope made from print-outs of all the terrible webcomics you've made. But you'd probably fail at that too, right?

    ~<3

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  38. AnonymousNovember 19, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    PLEASE EXPLAIN OR GIVE A HINT. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE PUN IS.

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  39. AnonymousNovember 19, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    YAY YOURE BACK :D

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  40. OctopunsNovember 19, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    HINT: GARY IS A DICK.

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  41. AnonymousNovember 19, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    T_T SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN I'M DYING TO KNOW THE PUN

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  42. AnonymousNovember 20, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    Hitler would be proud of you. :) Try texting him some time.

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  43. AnonymousNovember 20, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    GARY IS A CHEETAH.

    THEY HAVE SPOTS.

    BUT THEY WON'T SWAP THEM.

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  44. AnonymousNovember 20, 2011 at 12:24 PM

    I LOVE those puns, so I can't let Octopuns die with dignity, and YES! I AM HAPPY the site was updated!

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  45. AnonymousNovember 20, 2011 at 2:59 PM

    I am seriously confused... if it was about the spots, how would that be, because when it was told to Gary, it was something like, "would you switch with Jack" or something... right?

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  46. OctopunsNovember 20, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    It's not actually known how it was said to Gary. It's easy enough to assume that it was changed to "swap spots".

    Even if it wasn't, the idea was that he was physically unable to "change" spots (both his usual spots, and his seat). It's not exactly important to Gary how it was worded.

    Of course, the comic is dumb anyway. So don't think about it too much.

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  47. AnonymousNovember 27, 2011 at 9:47 AM

    after i read the first set of comments i thought that it was gary the shellfish from spongebob squarepants
    it is awesomely the selfish one

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  48. TadzoNovember 29, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    I hate how critical this guy is of his incredible drawing ability. Octopuns = Puns about/with octopuses, these are puns with Octopuns, YOU ARE AMAZING

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  49. AnonymousDecember 3, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Your comics are great, regret nothing!

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  50. AnonymousMarch 28, 2012 at 9:28 AM

    Gary haunts my nightmares....he is one creepy Cheetah!

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  51. AnonymousMay 12, 2014 at 6:58 AM

    "Octopuns is about shit comics."

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