Tuesday, May 24, 2011

#55 - President


I THINK THIS SORT OF MAKES SENSE IF YOU READ IT WITH A STRONG LISP, SO UMM, GO DO THAT. THANKS.

EDIT: Fine, I changed the ending because you guys don't seem to care why a major character in this comic was not able to attend his very important presentation. It seems to me like all you guys come here for is the puns, and once the pun is over, you don't care who is dead and who is holding their limp, lifeless body. None of you get credit for the change because you all broke my heart and spirit together.

As punishment (that wasn't a pun joke, I don't like you guys anymore), you get the same frame pasted four times with absolutely no changes. I hope you are a happy with yourselves.

(original comic can be seen here)
Posted by Octopuns at 5:07 AM

31 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 24, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    I'm suing you for credit fraud.

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  2. AnonymousMay 25, 2011 at 11:30 AM

    I liked the original ending D:

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  3. AnonymousMay 25, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    Provide the original ending as an alternative you stinky wo/man.

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  4. BusaloniumMay 31, 2011 at 12:40 AM

    OH SHIT I JUST GOT THE ORIGINAL!

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  5. OctopunsMay 31, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    But the original and the new version use the same joke!

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  6. AnonymousMay 31, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    The original was that much better. Why on earth did you change it?

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  7. OctopunsMay 31, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    I agree that the original was better, but because every single person I spoke to said "I don't get it. Why is the speech dead?", I figured I'd simplify it.

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  8. Aspie SincerityJune 3, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    I still don't get it.

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  9. AnonymousJune 14, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    I still don't get it also.

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  10. AnonymousJuly 1, 2011 at 2:33 AM

    I neither get the first nor the second...

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  11. AnonymousJuly 4, 2011 at 7:03 AM

    You have to talk like elmer fudd to get it.

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  12. Clocks DeclaringJuly 13, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    What if I still don't get it? D:

    I apologize for my awful non-pun-getting-ness. (WTH is that? I don't know.)

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  13. AnonymousJuly 25, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    you have to speak the OPPOSITE to elmer fudd...

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  14. AnonymousJuly 27, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    I'm calling this your worst one yet.

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  15. AnonymousJuly 29, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    so wait are you saying 'wing' is supposed to be 'ring'? like he's gonna call his speech? that makes sense i guess but why in the original is he dead?

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  16. Kwok's bodaciously AWESOME blogAugust 6, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    so he/she couldn't attend because he/she was dead?

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  17. AnonymousAugust 9, 2011 at 11:50 PM

    ... You said reading this would explain #74.....

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  18. AnonymousAugust 15, 2011 at 3:40 PM

    ^HAHAHAHAHA

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  19. LoroAugust 26, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    Speech: I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill... *BANG BANG* ah! why?! Why, Mr. President?!
    President: Because littering is... *puts on sunglasses* unlawful! Yeahhh!

    womp womp womp.

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  20. AnonymousSeptember 24, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    Is it because he's just "phoning it in"?

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  21. AnonymousOctober 6, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    I don't know where you come from that lisps make w's sound like that. I would say you have no idea what the word lisp means.

    It's much harder to get the pun in the edit. And I thought the presidential address was 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

    What is the black thing on the president's chest? Pocket protector? Skin cancer?

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  22. AnonymousOctober 6, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    Ahhh people, people! Think about it!

    I give to you a hint that should help:

    If you were shooting ducks, and you knicked it with a bullet but didn't kill it (e.g. if you shot it in the wing (hint, hint)), that would be mean you did what?

    Answer: you winged it!

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  23. AnonymousDecember 20, 2011 at 3:18 AM

    jesus,, this one took me WAY to long.
    I = well disappointed in me.
    :(
    but then I got it :)

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  24. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    Wing=Ring
    Dead speech=Couldn't make it
    Call it wanting to know where it is.


    ZING

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  25. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    The original would have been OK if he said "I'll *try* to wing it."

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  26. Kimiko YamazakiApril 9, 2012 at 6:01 AM

    wing=ring
    ring=call

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  27. AnonymousApril 9, 2012 at 6:01 AM

    Okay...my comment is really late but...
    wing it= ring it
    ringing it= calling it

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  28. AnonymousMay 24, 2012 at 7:38 AM

    Booo! Make the original ending the default, it's way better.

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  29. AnonymousJune 3, 2012 at 2:32 AM

    took me a while to get it (preferred the original lol)

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  30. AnonymousJune 14, 2013 at 9:34 AM

    The original - and this one - made perfect punny sense to me... =/

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  31. AnonymousJune 14, 2013 at 9:38 AM

    Also, speaking like Elmer Fudd - and not opposite from him - was correct.

    And I totally approve of the word "non-pun-getting-ness" ♥

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