Friday, March 11, 2011

#36 - Disturbance



God. I'm really not cut out for this whole comic thing.
This comic doesn't even make sense unless you pretend the Octopi are people.

START PRETENDING (AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, PRETEND THIS WASN'T COMPLETELY CRAP)
Posted by Octopuns at 5:14 PM

50 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    that electric guitar isnt even plugged into anything

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  2. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    the drummer has no arms

    or drumsticks, for that manner.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    slashing my wrists over this one.

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  4. AnonymousMarch 12, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    I am pretending the octopodes are people and it still doesn't make any sense.

    What the fuck is this?

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  5. AnonymousMarch 12, 2011 at 12:26 PM

    lol awesome i get it. so punnnnny

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  6. AnonymousMarch 12, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    STILL SLASHING MY WRISTS

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  7. AnonymousMarch 12, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    JESUS, REMEMBER ME

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  8. OctopunsMarch 13, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    Yes, father. But I still haven't forgiven you.

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  9. AnonymousMarch 13, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    No but really. I don't see the joke.

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  10. AnonymousMarch 15, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    arm band?

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  11. AnonymousMarch 17, 2011 at 12:15 AM

    EXPLAIN THE JOKE

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  12. AnonymousMarch 28, 2011 at 4:24 AM

    'OMG EXPLAIN THE JOKE WE ARE ALL DUMB ANONS.'

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  13. AnonymousJuly 2, 2011 at 2:11 AM

    wrist band

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  14. AnonymousJuly 7, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    The plural for Octopus is "Octopuses" not Octopi, as "Octopus" is not latin.

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    1. BradenMarch 15, 2013 at 1:29 PM

      Actually, anon, they're both correct, according to the Oxford dictionary.

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    2. AnonymousJune 21, 2013 at 2:00 PM

      (Different Anon) This is yet another case of a definition being amended due to widespread incorrect use. Octopodes is also correct.

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    3. AnonymousNovember 17, 2013 at 7:24 AM

      Octopodes is the most correct, being the original plural. Octopuses is acceptable, as we're speaking English and that is how English pluralizes. Octopi is never okay. Never. Except for common usage making it seem like it is. But it's not.

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    4. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2014 at 6:42 PM

      Octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi octopi

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    5. OctopodaodesesiJuly 6, 2016 at 10:42 AM

      And octopoda is also a used plural, but specifically when talking about species of octopuses.

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    6. OctopodaodesesiJuly 6, 2016 at 10:46 AM

      Octopda is also a used plural, but usually when talking about species of octopuses.

      Also Oxford no longer recognizes "octopi": http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/definition/american_english/octopus

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  15. OctopunsJuly 7, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    We're all well aware of that.

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  16. CarrieJuly 8, 2011 at 2:45 AM

    I love it hahahaha. Dirtay

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  17. AnonymousJuly 12, 2011 at 6:48 AM

    The plural for Octopus is actually Octopodes

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  18. JoeJuly 20, 2011 at 2:24 AM

    D': i still don't get it


    But I love this comic :3

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  19. paige830July 23, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    His hand doesn't like his girlfriend because then he doesn't use his hand anymore.

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  20. AnonymousJuly 25, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    WRIST BAND! get it now?

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  21. AnonymousJuly 28, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    There are actually three accepted plural forms of Octopus. Octopuses, Octopi, and Octopodi

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  22. AnonymousAugust 3, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    masturbation joke! Brilliant =D

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  23. AnonymousAugust 5, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    I'm mentally retarded.................. I still don't get it after all those explanations. Is the only joke the fact that there is a band on his wrist?

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  24. OctopunsAugust 5, 2011 at 2:15 PM

    Unfortunately yes, the joke was meant to be "Wristband", it is not one of prouder moments and I plan to "accidentally" destroy this page one day.

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    1. lolzpikaMarch 7, 2012 at 9:05 AM

      hi i like your comics.... :3 dont get some of them tho... o well! :3

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  25. AnonymousAugust 28, 2011 at 3:44 AM

    Actually Octopus comes from the greek and the plural in the greek in fact makes it Octopi.

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  26. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Huh? Wasn't this a masturbation joke? Because if it is one, it works brilliantly!

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  27. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Just like that 3/8/11 anon said.

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  28. AnonymouseSeptember 3, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    There's hidden puns in every one!

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  29. AnonymousSeptember 10, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    this is brilliant! awful, but brilliant!

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  30. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2011 at 11:53 PM

    Seriously? The pun is WRIST BAND!


    ...right?

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  31. HirnfunkSeptember 15, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    I guess he's talking to his ulnar nerve, which in German is often called "Musikantenknochen" which translates into something like "musicians bone".
    We need to pretend Octopi/Octopusses/Octopodes are human because otherwise this guy wouldn't have one of those.
    ... or I am wrong and the joke is much simpler. oO

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  32. AnonymousDecember 19, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    suck it!!!!!!!!!

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  33. joeDecember 19, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    Finger band?

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  34. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2012 at 2:50 PM

    Actually octopuses,octopi,and octopodes are all correct much like buffalo,buffaloes, and bison if it's the American variety

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  35. AnonymousJanuary 8, 2012 at 5:50 AM

    it's his very own wrist band hehe

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  36. AnonymousMarch 16, 2012 at 5:49 PM

    It seems some of the readers have never wandered through the lands of self love. I like this one :B

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  37. AnonymousOctober 5, 2012 at 4:09 PM

    Octopoo-poos dont have wrists unfortunately!

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  38. AnonymousNovember 13, 2012 at 7:50 PM

    Finger band.... Finger bang.... hmmm "Hey hey hey you I don't like your girlfriend" ooohhhhhh I think that works.

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  39. UnspokenForMarch 5, 2013 at 11:43 AM

    omfg...wristband. okay. No, I thought it was dirtier. Considering the song that was with it... XD

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  40. UnspokenForMarch 5, 2013 at 11:45 AM

    omg. I didn't think it was wristband. But I thought I got it. I thought it was masturbation joke XD

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  41. UnknownMay 15, 2016 at 4:07 AM

    Wrist band or 1 hand band. Idk :^)

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  42. UnknownMay 15, 2016 at 4:07 AM

    Wrist band or 1 hand band. Idk. :^)

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